I happen to surf the webby then saw this very nice post..
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"When I was born, I was black, "
"When I grew up, I was black, "
"When I'm sick, I'm black, "
"When I go in the sun, I'm black, "
"When I'm cold, I'm black, "
"When I die, I'll be black."

"But you, sir..."

"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you'll turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

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